The Real Housewives of Melbourne Awards (Ep 1)

Chaired by the larger than life Gina Liano, the Housewives took turns vying for equal parts prestigious and dubious honorifics, including 'Most Like To Go To Rehab', 'Fake On Camera', 'Miss Congeniality', 'Biggest Drama Queen' and - first things first - who's the realest?

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