Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle.
Why did the poor dog chase his tail? He was trying to make both ends meet.
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!
How does a dog stop a TV show? He presses paws.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!
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