At an interfaith conference, a priest, a minister and a rabbi were asked, "What would you like people to say about you at your funeral?" The priest said, "I hope they'll say I cared for the most vulnerable members of our community." The minister said, "I hope they'll say I inspired my flock to make a difference in the world." The rabbi said, "I hope they'll say, 'Look, he's breathing!'"

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