At an interfaith conference, a priest, a minister and a rabbi were asked, "What would you like people to say about you at your funeral?" The priest said, "I hope they'll say I cared for the most vulnerable members of our community." The minister said, "I hope they'll say I inspired my flock to make a difference in the world." The rabbi said, "I hope they'll say, 'Look, he's breathing!'"
My personal collection of Jewish jokes, rewritten for a modern sensibility and accompanied by fresh images.
Huge collection. Some repeats, some groaners, but overall an indispensable resource for anyone seeking out Jewish humor. Great job, David Minkoff!
So NU, you were looking for Jewish Humor and Jokes, well you have come to the right place. So enjoy already.
Sammy stole the rabbi's gold watch. He didn't feel good about it, so after a sleepless night, he went to the rabbi...
A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. "Excuse me," she said, "but are you Jewish?" "No," replied the man. A few minutes later the woman returned...
Get 'em straight from the horse's mouth. It takes longer to hear a joke than to read it, but it's worth the trouble!
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