Petr Čech is known for keeping clean sheets, not so much for interplanetary communication!
Non-Barcelona fans will sympathise with this meme! Xavi left Barca in 2015.
Brazil women's national football team have never won the World Cup but have won six Copa América tournaments!
Perhaps the Real Madrid-Barcelona rivalry is not as fierce as many people presume?
Luis Suárez has bitten at least three players on different occasions! If Messi is the heart of a team, Suárez is the teeth!
Klompendansen is clog-dancing. No doubt Dutch player Arjen Robben is something of an expert in that field.
Mesut Özil was later sold to Arsenal, possibly because Ronaldo needed more handbag space in the locker room.
Diving in football is a sport in itself. Several strikers have gone on to win medals in Olympic diving competitions (or not...)!
"Macarena" is actually a Spanish dance song but the Brazilian players felt the samba wasn't stern enough for the complaint!
Considering how some of the best male players in the world toss themselves to the ground in "agony," female players can lead the way in "aggro".
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