Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"? A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? A: So it doesn't Hang Solow!
Q: What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase? A: A Hand Solo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a sith lord with an elephant? A: An elevader.
Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down? A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper? A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side? A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? A: Game of Clones.
Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? A: Merry Sithmas.
Q: What do Gungans put things in? A: Jar Jars.
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