What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
For a man to truly understand rejection…he must first be ignored by a cat.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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