What did the momma say to the foal? It's pasture your bedtime.
How long should a horse's legs be? Long enough to reach the ground.
Where do horses go when they're sick? The horsepital!
What do you call a scary female horse? A nightmare.
What did the horse say when it fell? I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Why did the horse eat with its mouth open? Because it had bad stable manners!
Why did the horse cross the road? Because somebody shouted hay!
What do you call a baby donkey? A burrito!
Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside.
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
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