I work to buy a car to go to work.
"The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too." - Ellen DeGeneres
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90." - Richard Pryor
"My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear." - Rodney Dangerfield
"I was driving on the freeway and I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said ’heaven,’ so I hit him; he seemed like a nice guy, so he probably made it." - Steven Wright
"Right! So, this is it! I'm gonna give you a damn good thrashing!" - Basil Fawlty
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
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