Q: How many ears does Picard have? A: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Q: Why was Star Trek so successful? A: It had good Genes.
Q: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked "Why did you let Troi win at poker?" A: "Because I Riker."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?
Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A: A croaking device.
Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull? A: "Captain, we are being hailed."
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: Why did the Borg cross the road? A: Because it assimilated the chicken!
Q: Have you read the book "Damn it Jim"? A: It's by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.
Q: Have you read the book "Chekov: The Navigator"? A: It's by: I. Kiptin.
Q: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy? A: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."
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