"I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." - Groucho Marx
What do you call a teacher without students? Happy.
Teacher: "I wish you’d pay a little attention, Alex." Alex: "I'm paying as little as I can, teacher."
Teacher: "You missed school yesterday, didn't you?" Student: "Not very much."
"Education is when you read the find print; experience is what you get when you don't." - Pete Seeger
Teacher: "This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s." Student: "Yes, sir, it is the same dog."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school." - Albert Einstein
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." - Benjamin Franklin
"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet." Aristotle
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