Why are basketball players messy eaters? They're always dribbling
What does a basketball player do when he loses his eyesight? Become a referee.
Why is the basketball arena hot after the game? Because all the fans have left.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and time? Time passes.
Why doesn't San Francisco have a professional basketball team? Because then Los Angeles would want one.
Have you seen the documentary about Michael Jordan? It's called "Lord of the Rings".
What does a basketball player say when he misses? Shoot.
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs? They hog the ball.
What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? The Washington Wizards.
Have a comment or suggestion?