Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail!
What part of a fish weighs the most? It's scales!
Where do fishes work? The Offish.
Which day do fish hate? Fry-day!
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible!
What game do fish like playing the most? Name that tuna!
What happens when you put nutella on salmon? You get salmonella!
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker.
Who held the baby octopus to ransome? Squidnappers!
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